tee don't see this as a bad thing, but
Fresno was just named
'The Drunkest City in America'. U
know tee had somethin' 2 do with dat in her
pre-'habz days! Still, it'z opened up tha door 4 yet anotha round of
559-hatin'.
Last October, we was named
'The Dumbest City in America'!
Whatevz!
Laughlin, NV is WAAAAAY dumber den we iz. & haz anyone been 2 tha South (tee don't wanna fall back on
stereotypez...but they IZ the
most accurate thing to go by)??
The haterz can keep hatin' cuz Fresno keepz it
real and they just J-E-A-L-O-U-S anywayz. Plus we iz used 2 tha
Haterade and have delevoped a taste 4 it.
Some other lists Fresno has topped:
-Most Dangerous (2007)
-Most K.Fed Infested (2005)
-Biggest Meth Problem (2004)
-Wonkiest Eyes (2002)
-Saddest City (2000)
-Worst Dressed (2000)
-Worst Tourism Catchphrase: "
Fresno, CA: No Longer Just The Place Where Most of L.A.'s Missing Hookers Are Found Dead!" (1998)
-Least Likely To Succeed (1995)
-Most Embarrassing (1993)
-Biggest Contender For Pity Sex With A Better City (1992)
-Easiest City To 'Nuke' (If The President
Had To Choose A City) (1990)
-Most Promising (1896)
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